Rutherford the Unicorn-Sheep was lonely.
There never seemed to be anyone around.
So, he decided to try E-Harmony.
To his surprise, he got a match!
They set a time: it was a date!
Rutherford the Unicorn-Sheep spent a lot of time getting ready.
He had to look just right.
He arrived at the restaurant right on time.
The waiter ushered him to table 5.
She was beautiful!
He imagined taking her on on romantic strolls...
...whispering sweet nothings in the library...
...fighting dangerous beasts...
...and playing game after game after game...
...after game after game of Bananagrams.
He wanted to give her the entire universe.
"Hello Rutherford," the beautiful lady said. "I'm Spike, the Unicorn-Giraffe."
"It's a pleasure to meet you," Rutherford the Unicorn-Sheep stammered.
"Nice to meet you too," Spike the Unicorn-Giraffe replied. "But really, you're too short."
And she left.
Rutherford the Unicorn-Sheep was alone once more.